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''This is it... this is the end... I am going to die... I can't die!... I want to live... Then again, this place isn't so bad... I want some cheese...'' | |||
These and many other thoughts are pounding through my brain. Being inside a Jellyfloat will do that to you. | |||
Where's my groink? He's preoccupied with another, even bigger Jellyfloat. If he were a little brighter, he would stop pounding the carcass and instead come to my aid. | |||
''Turtle soup was always a favourite... I'm going to die... I want an Xbox 360... It smells like bacon in here... WATCH OUT MY LOVE!!!'' | |||
Now I'm really going crazy. If I can just signal my groink... But how? | |||
My beacon! Of course! If I just press this button... | |||
Yes! The Groink is turning my way. He immediately points our latest weapon, a blowtorch (I call it a topkcorc, 'cause, you know, its a fast cooker? Get it? Slow is the opposite of hot, so the opposite of a slow cooker, a crockpot, would be?...). He immediately sears the Jellyfloat, reducing it to even worse mush than before. | |||
Thank you, Groink! Although now I am in desperate need of a bath. Come on, let's go to the next sublevel. | |||
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Now that was a feast! My Groink cooked up a couple of Dirigibugs, which made an excellent meal. I think I'll write a letter to Olimar about this level. | |||
''Der Ollimmar'' | |||
< | ''Wen down her, wach owt! Ther ar Carrenig Drigbugs, probbabli 4, mi Grink cooked up a fw. In addishon, ther shud be a Bumblig Snicbug or 3. As a mattere of fac, one grabbed my Grink and pikked it up. I <s>vallantlee</s> vallantle fot the beeest until finnale, wit one megga-powwrfull punc, I flowred it and frede my Grink. And tat is exzaclle how it happennd.'' | ||
Reespec but not luv, | |||
Louie | |||
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Revision as of 21:59, 6 April 2014
Pikmin Story Serial
This is it... this is the end... I am going to die... I can't die!... I want to live... Then again, this place isn't so bad... I want some cheese... These and many other thoughts are pounding through my brain. Being inside a Jellyfloat will do that to you. Where's my groink? He's preoccupied with another, even bigger Jellyfloat. If he were a little brighter, he would stop pounding the carcass and instead come to my aid. Turtle soup was always a favourite... I'm going to die... I want an Xbox 360... It smells like bacon in here... WATCH OUT MY LOVE!!! Now I'm really going crazy. If I can just signal my groink... But how? My beacon! Of course! If I just press this button... Yes! The Groink is turning my way. He immediately points our latest weapon, a blowtorch (I call it a topkcorc, 'cause, you know, its a fast cooker? Get it? Slow is the opposite of hot, so the opposite of a slow cooker, a crockpot, would be?...). He immediately sears the Jellyfloat, reducing it to even worse mush than before. Thank you, Groink! Although now I am in desperate need of a bath. Come on, let's go to the next sublevel. Now that was a feast! My Groink cooked up a couple of Dirigibugs, which made an excellent meal. I think I'll write a letter to Olimar about this level. Der Ollimmar Wen down her, wach owt! Ther ar Carrenig Drigbugs, probbabli 4, mi Grink cooked up a fw. In addishon, ther shud be a Bumblig Snicbug or 3. As a mattere of fac, one grabbed my Grink and pikked it up. I Reespec but not luv, Louie
To see past episodes of this serial, go to PikminFanon:Pikmin Story Archive |